“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but then everything will stick to the bottom of my sweaty legs” the prequel.
“I’m going to wear shorts because I’m a sexy piece of human and who the fuck cares about what I wear” the season finale
(via chloe18xo)
I just walked in my room and my boyfriends eyes were all red and he cried in front of me for the first time and woww that was adorable and sad and I feel like honored a little. he doesn’t show emotion to anyone but me and that was like a whole nother level and I feel like a wall of mine just crumbled down.
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
but alcohol is free
(via baptsim)
The one and only thought in my mind whenever I’m at work:
I wanna be a fuckin cat.
oh yeah just walking around in my supervisor shirt meowing at all the crew and giving biscuits when I’m happy and just whipping my tail really hard when they need some discipline. i will think of this all night
